Akpos and his Girlfriend had a fight and the following conversation ensued between them:
AKPOS: (on his knees) Baby I'm so sorry, I will never cheat on you again!
GIRLFRIEND: I don't believe you! AKPOS: Trust me sweety.
GIRLFRIEND: I will if only you promise you'll catch a grenade for me!
AKPOS: (surprised) I can't do that...
GIRLFRIEND: Then forget it!
AKPOS: Ok... I'll hire a terrorist or Boko Haram member to do it for me.