My neighbour was raped. During the trial in court, the following transpired...
PROSECUTING LAWYER: Madam, as this was happening, did you attempt to escape?
WOMAN: Yes, I tried to run but he soon caught up with me.
PROSECUTING LAWYER: At that time had he removed his trouser?
WOMAN: Not exactly, they were around his ankles.
PROSECUTING LAWYER: What about you?
WOMAN: He raised up my skirt.
PROSECUTING LAWYER: One more question, who can run faster, a woman with her skirt up or a man with his trouser down?