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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: yetadem on Nov 13, 2015, 03:00 AM

Title: Crazy Joke- Dem dey call you for Village?
Post by: yetadem on Nov 13, 2015, 03:00 AM
How to know if you are cursed.

If one malee dey use spoon dey turn you round inside pot!

1 –> If you download anything from the internet and it fails at 90%.

2 –> If you buy a phone at 50K today and the next day the price drops to 25K.

3 –> You go to the restaurant on your first date, and after eating fish, the bone chokes u!

4 –> After working for 30days, you get fired without salary.

5 –> If you take expo to the exam hall and you can't understand your own handwriting.

6 –> If u chike a girl, take her to your room for action and Junior does not stand.

7 –> If after using a strong heavy perfume, your body odour still remains stronger than RAID!

8 –> If after photo shopping your picture, you still look ugly.

9 –> If you Break-up with your Boyfriend and he wins 100M the next day.

10 –> If the person you were cursing out in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you for a Job.

11 –> If you lied to Armed Robbers that you don't have a phone, then the phone ring with dis tune (Chop my money..I don't care...)

Make Una Help me seee Levels mehn!! Iyana paja fish market,