Janet asked her boyfriend " how much do you love me ?
Johnbull : I love you so much, can't measure.......
Janet : No just tell me....
Johnbull : Okay I am like a phone and you are my sim card, there's no me without you......
Janet :aaaaaawww that is so romantic .......
(Johnbull says 2 himself) see this one!! What if I'm a china phone wit 3 Sims ??