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NEW NAIJA JOB TITLES:
House Maid: House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
Winch :Blood Carpillary Extractor (BCE)
Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
Tonto Dike: Audio-Visual Weapons Expert (AVWE)
Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)
LovePeddlers: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)
Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)
Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)
Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM)
Garri seller: hunger extermination officer
Dana air: air coffin company
Wites & Wizzards : Invisible airforce control management experts