Obinna was coming back from school, singing and dancing, the father asked him and said my son this one dat you are happy, singing and dancing, I have not seen you in dis mood for a while now, the boy replied and said papa, u will not be buying new textbooks, notebooks and all the writing materials.
The father shouted, that's my son!!! But wait oo, did you win scholarship or something? The boy said noo, I AM REPEATING THE SAME CLASS AGAIN......."
The father just fainted.