Gurl :- How much you love me ?
B0i :- I ? I love you s0 much, I can't measure.
Gurl :- N0, Just tell me na
B0i :- 0h ok, I be like a ph0ne & you go be sim card. Der is n0 me without you.
Gurl *blushing* :- Awwwwww dat is s00000 r0mantic
B0i says to himself :- See mumu!! Watt if i'm a china ph0ne with three sims? ode!