Pastor Akpos keeps chickens in the Church premises, one evening a Cock went missing.
In Church the next day the Pastor asked "Who has a cock?"
All the men got up.
"No, I mean who has seen a cock?" Akpos said. All the women got up.
"No, no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?", Akpos said impatiently. Half of the women got up.
"Oh for goodness sake!! Who has seen my cock???"
Akpos shouted.
All the Choir girls got up!!
HALLELUJAH!!