1. MOM: junior, pls bring water 4 me from the fridge
Akpos: mom, to drink?
MOM: no, to change to wine. Useless child"
2. Peter: teacher, does honey have legs?
Teacher: No, but why do you ask?
Peter: because, last night, I over heard my dad saying, Honey, please open your legs wide.
3. SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying; I wish she will just die.
MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die not mine.
4. A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Bleep off, you won't bring it back."
5. Ochuko: why are u tip toe-ing in front of the chemist?
Akpos: I don't want to wake the sleeping pills
6. Okon: why are u writing this letter so slow?
Akpos: because the person am writing it to, doesn't read fast
7. Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for his wife.
WIFE: Ah! Same colour? People will think I don't change my panties.
HUSBAND which people?
8. Teacher: our topic today is question tag. E.g.: obi is a boy. Isn't he? Yes he is. Can I have other examples?
Ochuko: we go chop yam today Chopn't we?
Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him?
Akpos: don't mind that blocked head. We go chop yam today. Yamin't we?
Teacher fainted.