A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out, the woman got
pissed & told her husband.
The husband told her to invite the boy so that he can beat the hell out of
him.
The woman did what her husband requested as he was hiding under the bed...
When the boy got there, he took off his t-shirt and his body was full of
scars. This made the woman to asked, "why have U so many scars?"
The boy replied, "I my job is to lay married women & usually I get caught
so I kill the husbands, if someone shows up now he will be number 20 on my murder list...The boy continued, as the woman tried to reach out her husband under the bed, a small voice came up, "If U tell him am here, U'll see!!..