In an English class, the teacher wants to test the knowledge of her students...
TEACHER: Can anyone tell me the opposite of big?
JANE: (raises up her hand) Small.
TEACHER: Good! Opposite of Rich?
JOHN: Poor.
TEACHER: Correct! Now who can tell me the opposite of minimum?
AKPOS: (jumping and shouting) me! Me!! Me!!!
TEACHER: Tell us, Akpos.
AKPOS: (smiling) Minidad.