A girl calls a guy who has been trying to toast her for over a year...
GIRL: Hello cutie.
GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope you'll ever call me.
GIRL: I'm all alone at home and I was kind of wondering if you can come over at my place because I'm feeling very horny right now.
GUY: OMG! I'll be right there in 5 minutes.
At the girl's house...
GIRL: Are you going to keep looking at me or take off your clothes and let's have intercourse?
GUY: Yes
After taking off his clothes...
GIRL: (laughing and shouts) APRIL FOOL!