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Title: Cracking Joke: Exam Questions IV
Post by: yetadem on Jan 22, 2016, 11:06 PM
GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER

Time: 2Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You have dated a girl for 2 years; eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20mks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using Trigonometric identities, Derive a general formula for this type of love. (20mks)

3. (For Boys) you're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iphone 6s
a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15mks)
b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5mks)

4. You are dating peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. Take Pi=3.142 (20mks)

GOOD LUCK!