A Pastor stopped at a traffic light and three girls; an Apple seller, a bread seller and a yam seller pulled by...
To the Apple Seller...
PASTOR: Give me one quotation in the bible where Apple was mentioned before I buy.
APPLE SELLER: The bible said, 'you are the Apple of my eyes.'
PASTOR: Good! I will buy N1000
To the Bread Seller...
PASTOR: Give me a bible quotation with bread and I'll buy.
BREAD SELLER: Jesus said I am the bread of life.
PASTOR: Nice! Let me buy N1000.
To the Yam Seller...
PASTOR: Give me one quotation with yam in the bible and I'll buy.
YAM SELLER: Jesus said, 'l yam that I yam...'