The U.S Immigration called Akpos on the phone and this was their conversation...
IMMIGRATION: Is this Akpos
AKPOS: Yes
IMMIGRATION: You are an illegal immigrant in the United State
AKPOS: No I'm a black American straight outta west Phili yoh.
IMMIGRATION: Ok, we are preparing black Americans for war against Iraq...
AKPOS: I'm a Nigerian o and I'm going back tonight.