Akpos was given fake money and he went to the police station to report...
AKPOS: What kind of nonsense is this?
POLICE: Hello Mr. Man can we help you?
AKPOS: Can you imagine, in this country, people are just mean!
POLICE: Mr. Man, you aren't saying anything. What is the problem?
AKPOS: (still boiling). Why are people so unreasonable and wicked in this country? I wish I wasn't born in this country.
POLICE: (impatient) listen Mr. Man, are you ready to tell us your problem or you want to waste our time?
AKPOS: Can you imagine, I was given fake money, fake money yesterday at my shop.
POLICE: So can you recognise the person that gave you the fake money?
AKPOS: How on earth can I do that? There are hundreds of people who visit my shop every day.
POLICE: Ok, where is the money.
AKPOS: I've spent it!