A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic intercourse.
HUSBAND: Sukitaki, Mojitaka!
Wife replies, "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily, "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife, on her knees, literally begging, "Mimi Nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily, "Na miaou kina Tim Kinji!"
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this! You don't know any Japanese! You'll read anything as long as it's about intercourse...
Sometimes I worry about you. You're in need of serious help!