Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, my father asked me how much my last date had cost. I thought for a minute and then replied, "Oh, about 15,000 Naira I think."
"Well," said my Father, "I'm proud of you for finally coming up with an inexpensive evening."
"To be honest Dad," I went on, "We would have spent more, but that was all the money she had."