A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE! Meaning you can never come back to the store after your
first visit.
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any
man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.
"Wow", she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak,will love their wives.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. Sorry there are no men
on this floor as you have lost the chance of picking a man. This floor
leads only to your exit. It exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please and over selective.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day.
Please send this topic to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can
handle the truth!
Funny indeed! But a lesson of life... What lesson can you learn from it?
i agree with this...but im different o.