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Title: Funny Joke: A Man's Reflection After 20 Years Of Marriage
Post by: emezico on Oct 19, 2011, 06:06 PM
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in frontof him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as s...he steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?" he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues.

"Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today....!
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Jun 03, 2012, 04:39 AM
Funny man.He's regretting the marriage.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jun 05, 2012, 01:56 AM
Sorry man.

Now you are both stuck 2geda for life.
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Post by: Jumoke benson on Jun 09, 2012, 10:31 AM
Rotfl......stupid useless man.
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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 03, 2012, 07:05 PM
sorry o, but it is now too late and your action is irreversible so try and bear it
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 03, 2012, 07:18 PM
nyc one.
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Post by: Becky02 on Jul 03, 2012, 10:42 PM
Trully!
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 03, 2012, 11:00 PM
what did she did to him
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 03, 2012, 11:22 PM
good one.
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 04, 2012, 07:58 AM
what is good about the sorrow
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 13, 2012, 12:09 AM
This is a very funny joke.Lovely.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 13, 2012, 12:17 AM
the woman should just kill him instantly.
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 02, 2012, 04:50 PM
People just go into marriage for the sake of it.They don't know how tedious and stressful it is.
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Post by: Folami David on Oct 02, 2012, 04:57 PM
very bad reflection.he just killed his wife with those words
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Post by: pugo on Nov 22, 2012, 09:28 AM
Sorry man but love closed your eyes then, u were following the little girl bomber to bomber