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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: emezico on Oct 19, 2011, 10:09 PM

Title: Funny Joke: Teacher And Little Girl's Conversation
Post by: emezico on Oct 19, 2011, 10:09 PM
One day, a teacher was talking to her first grade class about whales when a little girl had a question.

Little Girl: "Do whales swallow people?"

Teacher: "No, even though they are much bigger than a person, they have throat pleats that filter their food of krill and plankton.

Little Girl: "But Mrs. Thurston says Jonah was swallowed by a whale."

Teacher getting angry: "Blue whales cannot swallow people."

Little Girl: "Well, when I get to heaven I'll just ask Jonah if he was really swallowed by a whale."

Teacher, still red with anger: he asked. "What if Jonah went to hell?"

Little Girl: "Well, then you can ask him." :D
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Teacher And Little Girl's Conversation
Post by: Jumoke benson on Jun 01, 2012, 01:03 AM
Ha! 10 strokes of the cane lomaje o
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Teacher And Little Girl's Conversation
Post by: Segun fadare on Jun 11, 2012, 12:18 AM
The teacher will whip her o, she has overstepped her boundary.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Teacher And Little Girl's Conversation
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 16, 2012, 05:25 PM
Little girl has a very bad mouth.
Teacher must be ashamed by now
Bad kid