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Policeman: how did you kill 50 people in a car accident?
Man: I was driving at about 40mph, when i tried to stop, i found that i had no brakes. I saw 2 men walking on the street and a wedding on the other side of the street, who should i hit?
Policeman: of course the 2 men, it's less damage.
Man: that's what i thought to myself, but when i did it, i hit only
1 man and the other one ran to the wedding, SO I DROVE AFTER HIM.