LONDON (The Borowitz Report (http://tinyurl.com/pj3476)) -- In what is being called a game-changer for the embattled oil company, British Petroleum announced today that it has developed a new technology to convert lies into energy. At a press conference at corporate headquarters in London, BP CEO Tony Hayward said that environmentalists would embrace the new technology "because lies are a totally renewable resource."
BP Develops Technology to Convert Lies Into Energy (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/bp-develops-technology-to_b_611924.html)