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Title: Funny Joke: Man Visits German And Nigerian Hell
Post by: emezico on Nov 10, 2011, 06:41 PM
A man dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides
he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to Germany hell and asks, "what do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in ... Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business. :D
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Man Visits German And Nigerian Hell
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 03, 2012, 08:24 PM
This is funny pls hahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Man Visits German And Nigerian Hell
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 03, 2012, 08:29 PM
lwkmd4h
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Post by: Becky02 on Jul 03, 2012, 10:38 PM
This is really funny oooo... Can't stop laughing
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 03, 2012, 11:17 PM
9ja whe tin we they do like this
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 03, 2012, 11:27 PM
lmao!
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 04, 2012, 06:44 AM
what do we want to br 0ja
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Post by: Skmoda on Jul 04, 2012, 12:15 PM
hahahahahaha
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 04, 2012, 07:49 PM
9ja be good
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Man Visits German And Nigerian Hell
Post by: Folami David on Sep 17, 2012, 11:21 PM
This is a bad thing we are making joke from.Nigeria is supposed to be weeping for all this things we don't have.