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Title: Funny Joke: Jonny and Crippled Man in Church
Post by: emezico on Nov 12, 2011, 12:49 PM
During a church service, Pastor Said, "Turn to your left and say to your neighbour, neighbour, it shall be permanent in your life'. Johnny turned to his left and saw a cripple. Apparently confused, he stared at the cripple for some minutes and said to him ''Don't mind the pastor''. The cripple replied, ''Na God save you, I for take slap kill you". :D
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jonny and Crippled Man in Church
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 03, 2012, 10:15 PM
Funny oooooo
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Post by: Becky02 on Jul 03, 2012, 10:23 PM
Correct!
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 03, 2012, 10:25 PM
is not his fault
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 03, 2012, 10:34 PM
hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jonny and Crippled Man in Church
Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 03, 2012, 11:26 PM
is that funny
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 03, 2012, 11:34 PM
he respected himself.
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 04, 2012, 05:50 AM
he is looking for trouble
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Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 03, 2012, 12:33 AM
How can he pray for the man's crippleness to be permanent.The man can't find it funny at all.Pastor don't put ur member in trouble.
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Post by: Aramide olawale on Aug 03, 2012, 12:42 AM
why must it always this sturbbon boy. you would hv collected slap o.beta dont try it at all.crippled men hv bad punches.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jonny and Crippled Man in Church
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 22, 2012, 07:51 PM
You won't use that cheek for something good ever again in your life.Cripple slap is not good o.It is not good in any way.
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Post by: walax on Aug 22, 2012, 08:02 PM
What is d meaning of this? Can somebody pls explain?
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Aug 23, 2012, 12:46 AM
God saved johnny that ahe didn't say it finish.he would have remembered it for the rest of his life...
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Post by: Semiauto03 on Sep 21, 2012, 12:33 AM
hahaha!! the guy made the right choice of words there oooo!!