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Title: the FANatic husband
Post by: walezy01 on Aug 26, 2009, 11:45 PM
THE LOVING HUSBAND

A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sits down & another man comes along & asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final, the biggest sporting event of the year & not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me but she passed away. This is the first Final we haven't been to together since we got
married."

"Oh... Gees ..I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"


The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."
Title: Re: the FANatic husband
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 25, 2012, 10:27 PM
o.k.dope 1
Title: Re: the FANatic husband
Post by: Amynwan on Jun 26, 2012, 03:06 PM
what the hell, i hope he did not mean that the burial is on and he prefered to go to the final than giving his lovely wife her last due respect.
Title: Re: the FANatic husband
Post by: Jafar Anka on Jun 26, 2012, 07:15 PM
is he not wonderful
Title: Re: the FANatic husband
Post by: Becky02 on Jun 29, 2012, 11:15 AM
D̶̲̥̅̊ husband is dead
Title: Re: the FANatic husband
Post by: Nifemi donald on Jul 10, 2012, 12:52 AM
The title should be THE HATING HUSBAND.
Title: Re: the FANatic husband
Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 15, 2012, 07:52 PM
We have to be careful when choosing husbands nowadays.
Title: Re: the FANatic husband
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 29, 2012, 02:22 AM
He is a die hard fan.I never see this kind fan before o
Title: Re: the FANatic husband
Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 29, 2012, 02:28 AM
imagine this kind of husband..
Title: Re: the FANatic husband
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 17, 2012, 10:59 AM
And you titled this thing, 'The loving husband', He is the complete opposite jawe
Title: Re: the FANatic husband
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 17, 2012, 11:16 AM
This husband would be the wife's killer.I am sure he murdered her and then leave her corpse to her family members.Heartless man
Title: Re: the FANatic husband
Post by: Folami David on Oct 02, 2012, 01:56 AM
Her ghost will definately haunt him
Title: Re: the FANatic husband
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 02, 2012, 04:19 PM
And he is not even bothered about that.
This is a selfish man.
Title: Re: the FANatic husband
Post by: Folami David on Jan 09, 2013, 04:54 AM
This man's seflishness is not here at all, did they force the woman on him when he married her?