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Title: Funny Joke: Pastor praying for a dying man
Post by: emezico on Nov 22, 2011, 09:16 PM
A Pastor praying for a dying man and said to him,"denounce the devil" Let him know how little you think of his evil. The dying man kept quiet. The Pastor repeated his instruction, still the dying man kept quiet. The Pastor then asked "Why do you refuse to denounce devil and his evil?". The dying man responded, "Pastor abeg I never know where I dey go yet, if i die, i no wan provoke anybody o" :D
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor praying for a dying man
Post by: Nifemi donald on Jul 05, 2012, 05:46 PM
He is not dying.He is stupid!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor praying for a dying man
Post by: Amynwan on Sep 27, 2012, 09:50 AM
hhahahahaahhaha, the poor man is not sure if he will make heaven so he did not want to provoke satan the more, but he did ot know that it dosent make sense because even if he did not provoke the devil and he went to hell, he will still receive the same punishment as others.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor praying for a dying man
Post by: Folami David on Sep 27, 2012, 07:06 PM
the pastor want the man to miss opportunity oo.he stopped him quickly
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor praying for a dying man
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 04, 2012, 08:04 PM
The pastor wants to hammer
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor praying for a dying man
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 04, 2012, 08:14 PM
This man must really want to make heaven from the way he sounds.Lmao
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor praying for a dying man
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 05, 2012, 11:26 AM
dying man is already thinking of life after death
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor praying for a dying man
Post by: Folami David on Oct 05, 2012, 11:50 AM
Quote from: Nifemi Donald on Oct 05, 2012, 11:26 AM
dying man is already thinking of life after death
Every dying person does this.
You will start seeing people praying to God for forgiveness
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor praying for a dying man
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 21, 2012, 11:03 AM
This is a funny dying man
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor praying for a dying man
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 24, 2012, 09:48 AM
This joke has a lot of funny elements in it.Thanks for this
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor praying for a dying man
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 24, 2012, 03:06 PM
he knows how sinful he is