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Question: What is the best way to get to Paradise?
Answer: Turn right and go straight.
Question: Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Answer: Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Question: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
Answer: The area around the Jordan: the banks were always overflowing.
Question: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
Answer: Because in Job 16:12, 14, 16 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
Question: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
Answer: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Question: Which bible character had no parents?
Answer: Joshua, son of Nun.
Question: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
Answer: He only had two worms!
Question: How do we know that they played cards in the ark?
Answer: Because Noah sat on the deck