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Title: Funny Joke: Woman Married 11 Times
Post by: emezico on Nov 28, 2011, 09:20 PM
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Woman Married 11 Times
Post by: Samo gideon on Jun 23, 2012, 03:28 PM
Funny woman.
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Post by: Sunexx360 on Sep 21, 2012, 09:30 AM
This is funny enough
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Post by: Stanley_13001 on Sep 21, 2012, 11:31 AM
this is serious matter
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Post by: Amynwan on Sep 26, 2012, 09:27 AM
very funny woman
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Post by: Olisa on Sep 26, 2012, 12:14 PM
İ guess the lawyer will end arguing about when, where and how to do it
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 26, 2012, 09:29 PM
this woman has seen things o.the lawyer has a lot of work to do
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 26, 2012, 09:46 PM
Corrupt woman.It does not even seem like she is telling the truth to me.She might be lying
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Woman Married 11 Times
Post by: Folami David on Jan 09, 2013, 12:21 AM
This woman should be called marriage o, she loves marriage