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Title: Funny Joke: Expecting a Kiss
Post by: emezico on Dec 06, 2011, 06:43 PM
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Walking up to a departmental store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirkin male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old man standing beside her, smiled and said, "Grandpa pay the man." :D
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Expecting a Kiss
Post by: Tina lawrence on Jun 03, 2012, 04:05 AM
OMG!!! Disgusting! Run away ooo
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jun 05, 2012, 01:37 AM
Gay kiss RUN!!!!!
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Post by: Jumoke benson on Jun 09, 2012, 11:12 AM
Shey u were expectn a kiss, have it now.
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Post by: Nifemi donald on Jun 23, 2012, 08:34 PM
Oh my God!
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jun 23, 2012, 09:05 PM
since he need a kiss and can pay for the price then he can got it even he can voluontie
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Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 24, 2012, 10:05 PM
Man to man? ¤disgusting¤
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 24, 2012, 10:11 PM
he deserves it.
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Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Jul 27, 2012, 03:37 PM
Iyanma.
Some people actually do it o.
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Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 27, 2012, 03:42 PM
give it to me.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 28, 2012, 08:27 PM
His hope has been dashed.
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Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 28, 2012, 08:33 PM
he should accept it like that.
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Post by: MR JOKE on Jul 30, 2012, 12:42 AM
See how they rendered the man hopless.Well kissing a man is a normal thing nowadays so don't hesitate at all.