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A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her private part. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What the hell are you doing?" "Taking all your jammies off?" The wife replied.
"You were playing with my private part. So, I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier".
The husband said, "Hell no!" I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages of my book. :D
Lmao The man is stupid.See as he just raise en wife hope 4 nothing.
Stupid foolish funny man.
Funny husband.
This is funny indeed but cannot happen in real life.
This man makes me laugh.
Nice try for the husband but the wife is already aroused.
The man does not have much love on the wife but use her each time he pleases
He is nt a responsible man at all.
Hmm,this is very very very very silly of him
well the writer of this is silly.
You are very silly o emezice.nice joke pls.i'm laughing my heart out now where i am.the woman would be sos so embarrassed.he is not a good man.
The man is very stupid
the wif suppose to carry the lamp he was using to read and nak it on his head, maybe then he will see a better thing to wet his fingers with.