Nigeria first lady, Mrs Patience Dame Jonathan, went out for drinks with some of the top women in the country. After a few hours of drinking, she called the waiter to bring their bill: Mrs jonathan N10,400, Ngozi okonjo iweala N10,250, Dora akunyili N10,450, Ajia turai yar'adua N10,200, TOTAL - N41,300.
First lady says: "I will pay for everyone else, but Total must pay for herself (#41,300), because I didn't invite her, afterall she owns a lot of petrol stations (Total). :D
Why you dey yawa our first lady like that. :D
I beg I no dey for this one oooooo! OYO - On Your Own!
if they cash u, u are in oyo
guy........im t among o :D
I no dey there o.I no even dey this site.
Patience is a funny woman.She speaks bad english with confidence.
Did she even attend secondary school?
She amazes me.
I no dey there ooo :P
funny one but please mind the personalities you write your joke with next time.
hohohohoho
haba!!! dat 1 too much nw
Her english is like BOMB.
she annoys me.
She can speak good english jo.Dont mind them Mrs Patience.
upon all the money wey she dey chop, she n o wan pay.lol
Sorry to say but she's a disgrace.
I hope this did not happen trully?..
Her comments just amuse me.She speaks english like a professional.Seriously speaking,she should just shut up.
i no fit laugh o.but i also no dey for this one as dey said u are on ur own o.
She wont find it funny oo
is this how bad her situation is? if this is it,then nigeria is in wrong hands.this is very bad.SMH...
Dis is truly funny bt make she no see am oh!
pray they dont c this post o.she needs 2 change o.
Nice thread
hahahaha.....why everybody de deny dm presence na
She is sick now o.
She needs our prayers
1st lady is being missed rite now because of her ill health
abeg make una leave our president wife and her grama
It is not even the first lady again.I heard it is our president that is blowing grammar in churches now
are we sure this woman is not a bokoharam member too? she has some bomb too
Nigeria's 1st lady, you rock o
My Oga At The Top's twin sister.
HAHAHAHAHAHA Sholasholaz if they catch you ehn, you wont like yourself o. This is funny
This is high level of illiteracy which is dangerous for the health of Nigeria
Our first lady must never get to hear of this joke. This would demoralise her completely. It is extremely bad
Well it's like the whole Bad English has reduced now so let's thank God for her life.
Good to know that she has cooled down now and she says things the way they should be said now. Thank God and no one else!
We thank God all this has passed now and it's reduced in a positive way. It was always on the news then.