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Title: Funny Joke: Ibo Business Man Boasting Of His Wealth
Post by: emezico on Dec 25, 2011, 10:42 PM
A Nigerian Ibo business tycoon was at a social gathering where other monguls and wealthy men were present.

The Ibo businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men who were present at the gathering. Just for that foolish reason, he sent for his driver and had this conversation with him:
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"Driver, go to my house, not the green one, the red one. Not the red one in Ikoyi, the red one in Victoria Island. Not the one in Adeola Odeku, the one on Etim Iyang Crescent. Not No 22, but No 11.

It is a black gate you will see, fling it open.

You will see a green Honda Civic. Perpendicularly, adjacently opposite to the Civic is a blue Toyota Carina E. It is not that one. Trigonometrically, geometrically, hypotenously 90 degrees to the 306 is a Mazda 929.

It is not that one.

The Mazda is very close to a regular Benz, the regular Benz is behind a 406, the 406 is beside Volvo S40 which is in front of a Honda Accord blocking a Toyota RAV4 opposite a Honda CRV. That makes a crescent to the Prado Jeep.

On getting to the Prado Jeep, make a diagonal sharp turn to the left extreme right top corner, on your way to where I parked the M-Class, very close to the E-Class in front of the Beast at the back of the swimming pool is a lovely S. Type Jaguar.

Don't touch the bonnet. Go to the boot, fling it open.

You will see red, white and blue briefcases. The red one contains dollars, 10 million dollars. Don't touch it. The blue contains pounds, 8 million pounds. Don't touch it. The white one contains Naira, 500s, 200s, 100s, 50s, 20s, 10s denominations. I arranged them in hierarchical order. 500 Nairas in first layer, 200 Nairas in second, 100 Nairas 3rd layer, 50 Nairas 4th layer, 20 Nairas 5th and 10 Nairas top floor.

Take one 10 Naira. Go and use it to buy pure water, and don't forget to bring my change!" :D
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Ibo Business Man Boasting Of His Wealth
Post by: MyInfoStride on Dec 28, 2011, 09:58 AM
Foolish and selfish man! The guy should be rich by now.
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Post by: Nifemi donald on Jun 16, 2012, 10:26 AM
LWKMDH...
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Post by: Nifemi donald on Jun 22, 2012, 02:04 AM
He is sooooooooooooooooooo useless.
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Post by: Becky02 on Jun 22, 2012, 11:45 AM
D̶̲̥̅̊ man only get mouth not money
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 03, 2012, 01:21 PM
Funny ibo man.
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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 03, 2012, 04:19 PM
ntiboribo, oponu
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Post by: Bimbola on Jul 03, 2012, 04:34 PM
all becos of #10, u go fear display of wealth nw ...
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 12, 2012, 06:16 PM
They are very fund of that.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 12, 2012, 06:32 PM
they like to dey form..,
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 20, 2012, 10:09 AM
They like to show themeselves.
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 20, 2012, 10:18 AM
so that was where he was going...
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 20, 2012, 05:41 PM
<hisses> Full of himself.