A Professor at a lecture in INDIA was explaining marketing concepts to Students:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her Telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets
Did he simplify it enough?
vry simplified ;)
Highly funny professor.
Creative & funny professor.
Lolz o
good prof
He is a prof indeed, wat an intrestin lecture? How i wish am in d clas 2 ask him jux 1 question. Lolz.....
So the article on sale here is marriage and the strategy in focus is woman's greed! Well illustrated by the smart Prof.
This professor is the best in the world o.these are good analysis he layed down.he should be given promotion quickly.
Haha,a very nice one
Wao! This prof knows book ooo. ℓ☺ℓz
Anything Indian is funny.their movies shows how funny they are in the country.hillarious joke.
He has said it all and i see no lie in alll he said.he is 100 percent correct without a sign of falseness.indians say things the way they are
Indians have always been known for creative things.their movies,music, are always creative