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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: harrisonboge on Dec 30, 2011, 11:21 AM

Title: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: harrisonboge on Dec 30, 2011, 11:21 AM
 FAVOURITE  DRINKS

At age 17 - Wine Coolers
At age 25 - White wine
At age 35 - Red wine
At age 48 - Dom Perignon
At age 66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

At age 17 - Need to wash my hair
At age 25 - Need to wash and condition my hair
At age 35 - Need to colour my hair
At age 48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair
At age 66 - Need to have Francois colour my wig

FAVORITE SPORT

At age 17 - shopping
At age 25 - shopping
At age 35 - shopping
At age 48 - shopping
At age 66 - shopping

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

At age 17 - "Burger King"
At age 25 - "Free meal"
At age 35 - "A diamond"
At age 48 - "A bigger diamond"
At age 66 - "Home Alone"

FAVORITE FANTASY

At age 17 - tall, dark and handsome
At age 25 - tall, dark and handsome with money
At age 35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
At age 48 - a man with hair
At age 66 - a man
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: MyInfoStride on Dec 30, 2011, 12:14 PM
What a female life? Well written. Keep it up!
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: emezico on Dec 30, 2011, 12:18 PM
Funny but true!
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: harrisonboge on Dec 31, 2011, 11:38 AM
Quote from: Dewale on Dec 30, 2011, 12:14 PM
What a female life? Well written. Keep it up!

I will...Thank you!....
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: Samo gideon on Jun 29, 2012, 11:06 PM
This is funny.
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 05, 2012, 09:20 PM
Confirm talk o
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: Amynwan on Jul 06, 2012, 01:22 PM
na big lie jooo, i no gree.
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: Justin Nnamdi on Jul 06, 2012, 02:16 PM
That's life for You!!!!Change is the only constant thing in everybody's life..Nice Observation
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 06, 2012, 05:37 PM
This write up is never true... Am not in agreement with it
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: Jobbers on Jul 06, 2012, 05:51 PM
Quote from: Becky02 on Jul 06, 2012, 05:37 PM
This write up is never true... Am not in agreement with it

I know you will not agree but somehow true...
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 06, 2012, 06:32 PM
Yeah, bt is so nice...
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 11, 2012, 06:40 PM
These are funny stages.
Always on point!
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 11, 2012, 06:51 PM
infostrides is the best.
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 28, 2012, 11:45 PM
I'm not a party to this.
Title: Re: Female Stages Of Life (Funny)
Post by: MR JOKE on Jul 30, 2012, 03:17 AM
Well written You wrote it like you were a female.Their shakara is always too much.