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Title: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: harrisonboge on Dec 31, 2011, 12:47 PM
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: emezico on Jan 01, 2012, 09:37 AM
Who are among the men took off with the little boy's back pack? :)
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: harrisonboge on Jan 01, 2012, 09:44 AM
Quote from: emezico on Jan 01, 2012, 09:37 AM
Who are among the men took off with the little boy's back pack? :)

hahaha...it just a new year food for thought...I wish you all a Happy and a glorious New Year!
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: Samo gideon on Jun 29, 2012, 11:00 PM
The end!
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 29, 2012, 11:06 PM
very smart.
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 05, 2012, 09:25 PM
This one smart o
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 06, 2012, 07:13 PM
Wat a Nice man, the rest only care for themselves...
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Jul 06, 2012, 11:49 PM
the man smart o
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 11, 2012, 06:19 PM
You are so right.This is funny.
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 11, 2012, 06:24 PM
very smart man.lol
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 29, 2012, 12:09 AM
100 percent funny.
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 29, 2012, 12:15 AM
funny one.laughing profusely.
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: MR JOKE on Jul 31, 2012, 01:43 PM
His smartness and sent him to a place for evil smart people (HELL), hv a nice time there mr lawyer.Happy landing dear priest and the little boy.
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 31, 2012, 01:54 PM
that is why sometimes it is better to behave like youre dull.the boys bagpack saved the priests life.congratz 2 dem.
Title: Re: Smartest Man in the World(funny)
Post by: pugo on Nov 13, 2012, 12:02 PM
Selfishness will only land one to his grave. Thanks for the lesson