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Title: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: harrisonboge on Jan 05, 2012, 08:08 AM
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said.

In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show me the second."

In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."

In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of maggot infested garbage, all drinking coffee.

"I'll choose this room," he said.

Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.

Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "OK, coffee break is over, back on your heads."

Title: Re: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: Samo gideon on Jun 27, 2012, 11:53 PM
A bit funny.
Title: Re: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: Samo gideon on Jun 27, 2012, 11:59 PM
that was funny.
Title: Re: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 07, 2012, 01:32 AM
Very bad for him.next time, choose wisely.
Title: Re: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Jul 07, 2012, 01:38 AM
this is a very terrible situation.
Title: Re: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 25, 2012, 02:36 PM
Too bad.Heads!
Title: Re: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 25, 2012, 02:45 PM
serves the lawyer right.
Title: Re: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Jul 27, 2012, 04:50 PM
This is sacastically hillarious.
Title: Re: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 28, 2012, 10:09 PM
He is in trouble.
Title: Re: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 28, 2012, 10:19 PM
you wil wish wish you never died.
Title: Re: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: MR JOKE on Jul 30, 2012, 02:16 AM
Heavenly father please o.I want to make heaven easily.I don't want to be like this lawyer.I want to go with you on the last day.
Title: Re: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 30, 2012, 02:26 AM
he did nt knw that was the intro.the body of the letter is what he wil run from.hell is nt something to joke with.
Title: Re: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 01, 2012, 04:27 PM
The devil is deceiving people on earth today as he always does.we should just keep our heads straight with God and we will skale through.
Title: Re: Lawyer in Hell(Funny)
Post by: Folami David on Oct 01, 2012, 01:40 PM
Hell is never fun.
Hell is hell!!!
Exactly what it has been and will always be