A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:
The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"
The witness: "Yes, sir."
The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."
Funny!:)
You abuse a lawyer in court, you're going to jail dude lol!
You dare insult a lawyer in his domain? This individual is in soup but he does not know yet
@ least 4 now its 1-0 in his favour....funny dude
This is dramatic
he must hate lawyers for him to talk like that.the lawyer will teach him a lesson
it is true some lawyers are stupid at times