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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: harrisonboge on Jan 05, 2012, 08:18 AM

Title: A Witness Testifying in Court (funny)
Post by: harrisonboge on Jan 05, 2012, 08:18 AM
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:

The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"


The witness: "Yes, sir."

The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"

The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."

The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"

The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."

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Post by: emezico on Jan 06, 2012, 01:16 AM
Funny!:)
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Jun 03, 2012, 03:44 AM
You abuse a lawyer in court, you're going to jail dude lol!
Title: Re: A Witness Testifying in Court (funny)
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 23, 2012, 12:42 AM
You dare insult a lawyer in his domain? This individual is in soup but he does not know yet
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Post by: Semiauto03 on Sep 23, 2012, 07:13 AM
@ least 4 now its 1-0 in his favour....funny dude
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Post by: Sunexx360 on Sep 23, 2012, 07:20 AM
This is dramatic
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Post by: Folami David on Sep 24, 2012, 01:16 AM
he must hate lawyers for him to talk like that.the lawyer will teach him a lesson
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 25, 2012, 07:23 PM
it is true some lawyers are stupid at times