A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please,may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier" The nun replied, "He went that way" After the Military Police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the nuns skirt and said,"I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq" The nun said."I understand completely." The soldier added,"I hope I'm not rude but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied,"If you had looked a little higher,you would have seen a great pair of balls...I'm hiding too. I don't want to go to Iraq either. lol....
Funny joke.
Funny
this is funny.
Fake nun.Buhahahahaha
that is funny.
Nicely written.Reasonable one.
The type of nun is a big fool!
i laff at this.
He wants to practise gay ni?
The nun is a smart soldier who needs not to run or pushed by police at all.
This nun is so on point.infact she should be given an award for this