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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Jobbers on Jan 31, 2012, 09:26 PM

Title: Funny Definitions of Stress!
Post by: Jobbers on Jan 31, 2012, 09:26 PM
WHAT IS STRESS?

You give a lift to a beautiful girl, she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital.

NOW THAT'S STRESSFUL.

But at the hospital, the doctor says she is pregnant & congratulates you that you are going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.

THIS IS GETTING VERY STRESSFUL.

You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.

THIS IS GETTING EXTREMELY STRESSFUL.

After the tests, the doctor says that you can't be the father because you are infertile.

YOU ARE EXTREMELY STRESSED BUT RELIEVED.

On your way back home, you remember that you left 3 kids at home. Who the Hell is their father?

NOW THAT'S STRESS!
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Post by: emezico on Feb 03, 2012, 05:39 AM
Nice joke...l couldn't stop laughing..lol
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 04, 2012, 12:07 AM
It's funny.
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 04, 2012, 01:00 AM
hahahahaha funny.
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Post by: Nifemi donald on Jul 07, 2012, 01:48 AM
Massive stress! LMAO
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Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 25, 2012, 02:15 PM
This is the true defination.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 25, 2012, 02:20 PM
send ur wife out.
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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 25, 2012, 02:26 PM
mheen dis is really stressful indeed
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 25, 2012, 03:18 PM
she is in trouble.
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Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Jul 27, 2012, 03:59 PM
That is a big stress o.
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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 27, 2012, 04:34 PM
the wife dey try o, all this children, nawaoo maybe she is another mother mary impreganated by the holy spirit. but her own is three different times
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Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 27, 2012, 04:48 PM
well highlighted definations.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 28, 2012, 10:19 PM
You're a stressful guy.
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Post by: MR JOKE on Jul 30, 2012, 02:10 AM
Bumper stress for this man.He can withstand this.Just send her packing that's all.It won't cost you anything.Just the time you've wasted taking care of the kids all this years.
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Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 30, 2012, 02:16 AM
the wife will hear wien today.so she has been deceiving him.just take it easy till u get home or else it is accident o
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Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 01, 2012, 04:38 PM
That is true.so who gave birth to those ones...maybe your wife has been cheating on you.go and find out quickly.
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Post by: Folami David on Oct 01, 2012, 01:29 PM
Send your wife out of the house immediately,i'm in support of that.
This is funny
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