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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Jobbers on Feb 07, 2012, 03:18 PM

Title: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: Jobbers on Feb 07, 2012, 03:18 PM
A man and his wife are in court for divorce.

The problem is who gets the custody of the child.

THE WIFE... jumps up and says "Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody......

The Judge turns to the husband and asked what he has to say.!

THE MAN.. then said calmly "Your honour, if I put my ATM card
into an ATM machine and cash comes out...

Whose cash is it?

The "MACHINE's" or "MINE"??
Title: Re: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 29, 2012, 12:16 AM
Correct man.
Title: Re: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: Nifemi donald on Jun 29, 2012, 12:23 AM
confirm husband.
Title: Re: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: Becky02 on Jun 29, 2012, 06:15 AM
Wise man
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jun 29, 2012, 09:06 AM
is the man money no the machines
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Post by: alu ed on Jun 29, 2012, 09:24 AM
The man get sense
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Post by: Amynwan on Jun 29, 2012, 02:29 PM
so women are now atm machines now
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jun 29, 2012, 09:30 PM
yes they are atm machine is it not men that insert their you no and produce what is needed
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 01, 2012, 10:28 PM
I like dis.
Title: Re: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 02, 2012, 07:17 AM
is really his money
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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 02, 2012, 05:40 PM
na una sabi
Title: Re: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 04, 2012, 08:51 AM
women are producing machines
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 12, 2012, 11:44 PM
The man is fully right.
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Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 17, 2012, 05:36 PM
The husband is overight.
Title: Re: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 17, 2012, 05:45 PM
the judge shld judge the case in the husband's favour.
Title: Re: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 20, 2012, 04:08 PM
Hahahahahahaha Laughing my heart out.
Title: Re: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Jul 29, 2012, 09:14 PM
They are both the owners of the kids.They both brought him to this world.No one has an edge.But the creator of the child is the supreme one God.
Title: Re: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 29, 2012, 09:22 PM
the man used brain o.as for me,any child,the mum owns him or her.she suffered for them more.mummy's are great.
Title: Re: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: Olisa on Aug 19, 2012, 10:10 AM
Hahahaha, very funny,perhaps they should bring knife and divide the child
Title: Re: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: walax on Aug 19, 2012, 01:20 PM
Quote from: Olisa on Aug 19, 2012, 10:10 AM
Hahahaha, very funny,perhaps they should bring knife and divide the child
thank u ooo, dats my advice to them too. They should cut the child into two equal part.
Title: Re: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Aug 19, 2012, 06:08 PM
Even the wife will know that the husband is right.he is hundred percent correct.lol.i feel him.
Title: Re: Funny! Wife and Husband in Court over there Child
Post by: Folami David on Sep 30, 2012, 11:52 AM
Even the woman knows the man is so right.She just want her child all to herself