1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the mid-night and ask you, are you sleeping?
Answer: no, I'm picking beans.
2. When its raining and someone notices you going out, yet they ask; are you going out in this rain?
Answer: no, in the next one.
3. You're making out with a girl, then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you tryin to do?
Answer: i want to wash them you.
4. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath?Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl.
5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; going up?
Answer: no, i'm waiting for my office to come down and get me.
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask him; are those flowers?
Answer :no baby, they're carrots!
7. You're in the toilet and you locked the door, someone knocks on the door asking; is anyone there?
Answer: No! na shit lock the door...mts cheew!
8. You're in queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks; what are you doing here?
Answer: i'm here to pay my school fees! Mumu :D
9. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping?
Answer:No, I'm practising to die.*hiss*
The above questions are typical asked by Nigerians. Lol...
Quote from: AY on Feb 13, 2012, 06:27 PM
The above questions are typical asked by Nigerians. Lol...
You are right! It is typical of Nigerians. :D
well dats very funny and iam very sure that you ask those questions too
is really a funny questions and answers okay
Stupid questions are rampant in my home.Especially from my husband.