* WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK, just to pick up a dress..(money speaking).
* TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of Dordan barracks..(you'll not live well enuff to tell the story).
* FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet..(Abegi).
* IRONY is the chairman of an okada association driving a Range Rover Sports..(you go fear fear).
* STUPIDITY is having 6 cars while living in a rented apartment..(Lagos mumu).
* WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter..(Over kaku).
* FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000..(abegi why not wait 4d pirated copy okpe).
* LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions..(na you dass tru calabar luv)
Now; STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you don't comment or share the information. :D
Hahaha.. Nigerians are creative, l can't stop laughing...lol
Quote from: AY on Feb 13, 2012, 06:33 PM
Hahaha.. Nigerians are creative, l can't stop laughing...lol
Yes, we are. Proudly Nigerian! :)
This is ridiculously funny.
funny indeed.
Everything about this country is funny.The situation and all that.All is comedy.
I feel this quotes
slapping a soldier is pure suicide mission
Quote from: Folami David on Sep 30, 2012, 01:06 AM
slapping a soldier is pure suicide mission
you can say that again folami
Quotes are meant to be inspiring most of the time.Nigerian tinz are always different
this quotes have been spiced up with Nigerian flavour
nigerians are so amazing!!! lolz
Nigerian things don pass be careful o.so funny
We are too much in this country.No one like us