Dear Reader,
You might find this shocking, but I finally wrote something true.
A few years ago something happened to me that was so bizarre I had to write about it. The result is an e-book Amazon is publishing today called An Unexpected Twist (http://bit.ly/yGiUfZ).
It's the most personal thing I've ever written. What's it about? Well, I'm not going to spoil it for you, but I hope it makes you laugh, makes you think, and maybe even makes you a little bit happier about your life. Critics are calling it the funniest thing since Rick Santorum. And here's the best part: it's only 99 cents. If you're like me, you've spent that much downloading a Duran Duran song while drunk.
If you like my work at The Borowitz Report or on Twitter and Facebook, it would mean a lot to me if you'd consider downloading my e-book. You can get it by clicking the link below. And thanks, as always, for supporting what I do. I couldn't do it without you.
Love,
Andy
GET ANDY'S E-BOOK HERE (http://bit.ly/yGiUfZ)
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