A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they are sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Nduka, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Nduka had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Nduka," said the mortician, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
With that the coroner used his tools to remove dead man's dick. The coroner stuffed his prize into his briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said as he opened his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" she screamed, "Nduka is dead!!" :O :'( :'( ..
If you were her husband, what would u do?
Obviously, the wife had been having affairs with Nduka. If not, how would she had known whose PENIS is? I know the wife is off my life....
She knows him hahahahahahaha
she has tasted it.
Hmmmm the wife is has been cheating on him.