A female teacher who all the class addresses as madam was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade.
The boy said "Madam, I should be in 4th grade, am smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade".
The Madam (teacher) had heard enough of d complain and took d boy to the principal's office. She explained everything to the principal who decided 2 test d boy with sum questions that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What is 3+3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6
Boy: 12
And so on, the principal asked d boy all questions and d boy got them right. The principal then told d Madam to send the boy to 4th grade. Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: A cow have 4 of what?, and we have only 2 of what?
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that you've but I don't have
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky the principal's eyes open really wide, but b4 he could stop d answer, the boy was taking charge
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do
Boy: Tent
The principal was looking restless
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me 1st
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I am not well, I drip. When u blow me, you feel good
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come wit a quiver
Boy: Arrow
Madam: What starts wit 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if u don't get it, u've 2 use ur hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in sum men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage
Boy: surname
Madam: What part of d man has no bone but has muscles wit a lot of veins like pumping and is responsible 4 making luv
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself.
hahaha...funny madam :D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST.
i lik that.
This ish is funny.
This boy is a very smart being.Look at the way he is just answering the questions anyhow.....Nawa for that teacher too o