A kindergarten teacher one day was trying to explain to her class the meaning of the word '' DEFINITELY ''. To make sure her pupils understood properly, she asked them to use it in a sentence.
The first student LITTLE JOHNBULL raised his hand and said '' The sky is definitely blue ''. The teacher said '' Well that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy ''.
LITTLE SUSIE also said '' Grass is definitely green ''. The teacher replied again '' If grass doesn't get enough water, it turns brown. so that isn't really correct either ''.
LITTLE JOHNNY raised his hand and asked '' Do fart have lumps? '' The teacher looked at him and replied '' No....But how does that concern this topic? ''.
Little Johnny replied; ''THEN I'VE DEFINITELY SH*T IN MY PANTS"....Hehehehehehehe
LMAO
This is rib cracking.
funny teacher.
laugh wan tear my yahnsh oo
He said the plain truth.No teacher should flog him.
Little johnny is always funny.
This kG kids ehn....They know fire.
i laf at this.
This kids keep saying stuff and we keep laughing.But let us be frank,did he lie? At all nowHe made a sentence out of his situation.Nice one.
the teacher should not blame the boy.you asked him a question and he replied.i dont see anything wrong in d boy's reply.
The teacher has really suffered in this class.These are even kids, what if she was now in a higher class, How would she cope?