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Title: Funny Joke: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam
Post by: Jobbers on Mar 05, 2012, 08:02 AM
WARRI STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM, but he didn't answer any question wrong! Her him out!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: his last battle.

Q2: Where was the declaration of Independence signed?
A: at the bottom of the page.

Q3: River Kanji flows in which state?
A : liquid.

Q4: What is the main reason for failure?
A: exams.

Q5: What is the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage.

Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch & dinner.

Q7: What looks like half an apple?
A: the other half.

Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
A: it will simply become wet.

Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A: No problem, he sleeps only at night.

Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: you will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what would you have?
A: very large hands.

Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

So why teacher fail am nau? Warri no dey carry last!!....lolz.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam
Post by: emezico on Mar 05, 2012, 07:03 PM
l can't stop laughing...Warri no dey carry last.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam
Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Jun 08, 2012, 02:33 AM
Na everything you get jawe warri boy.No mind your teacher.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 14, 2012, 05:52 PM
Warri no dey carry last at all.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 23, 2012, 02:22 AM
He got it all o
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 04, 2012, 10:36 PM
I love this...
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam
Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 17, 2012, 06:08 PM
They weren't fair to him.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 17, 2012, 06:19 PM
very bad sharp wari guy.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam
Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 17, 2012, 07:17 PM
warri peeps are smart.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 20, 2012, 02:35 PM
Warri students are smart.
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 20, 2012, 02:59 PM
cant bliv this.this is injustice to you o.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Warri Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam
Post by: Akinosun Timothy on Jul 20, 2012, 03:41 PM
I cnt just stop laughing. Dat warri boy be efiwe o. Kip it up