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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Jobbers on Mar 07, 2012, 05:41 PM

Title: Funny Jokes: Meaning of Nigerian Lady - If Ladies were Banks
Post by: Jobbers on Mar 07, 2012, 05:41 PM
If Ladies Were Banks:

The Tall Slim Ones Are Called SKYE BANK.

The Robust And Spacious Ones - OCEANIC BANK.

The Ones That Move From One Relationship To Another - INTERCONTINENTAL BANK.

The Silent But Dangerous Ones Are - FIRST INLAND BANK.

Those Who Are Not Cute Yet They Love Being Heard Are - KEYSTONE BANK

Those Who Stick To One Man Are - FIDELITY BANK.

Those Who Seems Caring Yet Debit You Massively For Every Affection Are - UBA.

Those That Go To Any Extent To Make You Sad Are - ZENITH BANK.

Those Who Are Old Yet They Don't Realize They Are No More In Vogue Are - UNION BANK.

The Brief And Summarized Ones Are - MICRO FINANCE.

The Huge Ones That stand Gidigba For Ground Are - FIRSTBANK.

The Beautiful, Reserved And Homely Ones Are - DIAMOND BANK.

The Ones That Must Spend Their Annual Vacation Abroad Even When The Husband Is Broke Are - GTB BANK.

***** So Ladies, which Bank Are You?

***** Guys, which Bank do you think your lady belongs to?
Title: Re: Funny Jokes: Meaning of Nigerian Lady - If Ladies were Banks
Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Jul 04, 2012, 11:06 PM
This is good.
Title: Re: Funny Jokes: Meaning of Nigerian Lady - If Ladies were Banks
Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 15, 2012, 06:29 PM
Who did this? This is just too funny.