A man went to meet his father in law to-be and was chewing a gum.
The father in-law shouted on him in a harsh voice "young man you're coming to
seek 4 my daughter's hand in marriage and your chewing gum that's a sign of disrespect"
GUY-: "sir I only chew gum when I smoke or drink.
Old man: you mean you smoke and drink and you're here to seek 4my daughter's hand in marriage?
GUY: "sir I only drink and smoke when I go to club"
Old man: "you mean you club?" :s.
GUY: "am sorry sir I started clubbing when I came out of prison."
Old man: "you mean you went to prison?" :O before?.
GUY: "Sorry sir I went to jail when I killed somebody".
Old man : "you mean you've killed somebody before?":O:O:O
GUY: "Sir it happened out of Anger, it was d man I wanted to marry his daughter and he refused so I killed him"
Old MAN: Ur highly welcome my son, you r on d right track, your d best and d right man 4 my daughter. HOW was your day?
I lik it,
The man should caution himself o
dis joke is too funny.my belle o
Creative joke.How will his daughter marry a murderer...
hillarious father in law.
Kill him if he fumbles.
husband to be is wicked o...
o boy, yawa don gas be that o, if the man no hold him mouth again the guy will go to jail for murder again o